Terms of service

OLD GEEZER SOAP LLC
TERMS OF SERVICE

Last Updated: October 7, 2026

OVERVIEW

Welcome to Old Geezer Soap!

The terms "we," "us," and "our" refer to Old Geezer Soap LLC, operating under the brand name Old Geezer Soap.

Old Geezer Soap operates this store and website, including all related information, content, features, tools, products, and services, to provide customers with a convenient shopping experience (the "Services").

Our store is powered by Shopify, which enables us to provide these Services.

These Terms of Service, together with any policies referenced herein, describe your rights and responsibilities when using our website and purchasing our products.

Please read these Terms carefully, as they contain important information regarding your legal rights, warranty disclaimers, and limitations of liability.

By accessing, browsing, or purchasing from our website, you agree to these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy.

If you do not agree with these Terms, please discontinue use of our website.

SECTION 1 – ACCESS AND ACCOUNT

By agreeing to these Terms of Service, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or jurisdiction of residence, or that you have provided consent for your minor dependents to use the Services on devices you own, purchase, or manage.

To purchase products or access certain features, you may be required to provide information including your name, email address, billing information, payment details, and shipping address.

You agree that all information provided is accurate, current, and complete.

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials and for all activities conducted through your account.

You may not transfer, sell, assign, or license your account to another person.

SECTION 2 – OUR PRODUCTS

Old Geezer Soap specializes in handcrafted, small-batch soaps.

Because our products are handmade, natural variations in color, shape, size, texture, and appearance may occur.

These variations are normal characteristics of handcrafted soap and do not necessarily indicate a defect.

We make every effort to accurately represent our products through photographs, descriptions, and ingredient information.

However, product colors and appearances may vary depending on your device's display settings.

We do not guarantee that the appearance or characteristics of any product will exactly match its photographs or descriptions.

Product descriptions, ingredients, availability, and other details may be updated when necessary.

We reserve the right to discontinue products, limit quantities, or modify product offerings at our discretion.

Customers are encouraged to review the ingredients listed for each product before use, particularly if they have known allergies or sensitivities.

Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

Our soaps are intended for normal external cleansing purposes and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent medical conditions.

Nothing in this section limits any rights or remedies available to consumers under applicable law.

SECTION 3 – ORDERS

When you place an order through our website, you are making an offer to purchase the selected products.

Old Geezer Soap LLC reserves the right to accept, decline, or cancel orders where reasonably necessary, including situations involving product availability, suspected fraud, pricing errors, or inaccurate order information.

Your order is considered accepted when we confirm its acceptance.

Payment must be successfully processed before an order is accepted.

Please review your order carefully before completing checkout.

We may be unable to accommodate cancellation or modification requests after an order has been processed.

If we decline, modify, or cancel an order, we will attempt to notify you using the contact information provided during checkout.

Returns, refunds, exchanges, and replacements are governed by our Return and Refund Policy, subject to applicable law.

Unless otherwise agreed, products purchased through our website are intended for personal or household use rather than commercial resale or export.

SECTION 4 – PRICES AND BILLING

Product prices, discounts, promotions, and availability are subject to change without notice.

The price charged for an order will generally be the price displayed at checkout when the order is placed.

Unless otherwise indicated, product prices do not include applicable taxes or shipping charges.

Any additional charges will be displayed during checkout before payment is completed.

We may offer promotional discounts, quantity-based pricing, or other special offers.

Such promotions may be subject to additional terms and conditions.

Old Geezer Soap currently offers quantity-based discounts on qualifying individual soap purchases.

Discounts are applied automatically when eligible and may not be combined with other promotions unless expressly permitted.

You agree to provide accurate billing, payment, and account information.

You authorize Old Geezer Soap LLC and its payment-processing providers to charge your selected payment method for purchases you authorize.

You are responsible for promptly updating payment information when necessary.

We reserve the right to correct pricing errors and address transactions affected by inaccurate information, subject to applicable law.

SECTION 4A – FRONT PORCH CLUB SUBSCRIPTIONS

Old Geezer Soap offers recurring soap deliveries through our Front Porch Club subscription program.

Customers may select from the following subscription options:

4 Bars – $30 per scheduled delivery
8 Bars – $56 per scheduled delivery
12 Bars – $78 per scheduled delivery

Members may choose delivery intervals of every 30, 60, or 90 days.

By purchasing a Front Porch Club subscription, you authorize Old Geezer Soap LLC and its payment-processing providers to charge your selected payment method automatically for each scheduled subscription order.

Recurring charges include the applicable subscription price, shipping charges, and taxes.

Subscription charges will continue according to your selected schedule until your subscription is paused, canceled, or otherwise terminated.

Front Porch Club subscriptions have no minimum delivery requirements or cancellation fees.

Members may cancel, pause, or skip upcoming deliveries at any time through their subscription management portal.

Changes must be completed before the next scheduled order is processed to prevent that order or charge.

Canceling or pausing a subscription does not automatically cancel or refund an order that has already been processed.

Any applicable refund or replacement requests for processed orders are handled under our Return and Refund Policy.

Subscription prices may change. If changes affect an existing subscription, we will provide any notice required by applicable law.

For additional information, please review our Purchase Options Cancellation Policy, available through our website.

SECTION 5 – SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

Orders are generally processed within 2–3 business days, excluding weekends and holidays.

Processing times may vary during holidays, busy periods, or circumstances beyond our reasonable control.

Estimated shipping and delivery times are provided for convenience and are not guaranteed.

We are not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers, severe weather, natural disasters, or other circumstances outside our reasonable control, except as otherwise required by law.

Shipping charges are calculated at checkout based on the applicable shipping method and shipment weight.

Our standard shipping rates currently include:

1–3 bars: $4 Standard Shipping
4–7 bars: $5 Standard Shipping
8 or more bars: Free Standard Shipping

Express shipping may be available for an additional charge.

Shipping rates and delivery options displayed at checkout govern the applicable order.

If your order is lost, arrives damaged, is incorrect, or experiences an unusual delay, please contact us so we can review the circumstances and work toward an appropriate resolution.

Additional information is available in our Shipping Policy.

Nothing in these Terms limits any consumer rights provided under applicable law.

SECTION 6 – INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Our website and its content, including text, photographs, graphics, product descriptions, designs, logos, trademarks, and other materials, are owned by Old Geezer Soap LLC or its respective licensors.

These materials are protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may access and use our website for lawful personal, non-commercial purposes.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, republish, commercially exploit, or otherwise use website content without prior written permission, except as permitted by law.

Nothing in these Terms grants ownership or licensing rights to the intellectual property of Old Geezer Soap LLC, Shopify, or any third party.

The Old Geezer Soap name, branding, and related designs may not be used in a manner that infringes our applicable intellectual property rights.

All rights not expressly granted are reserved.

SECTION 7 – OPTIONAL TOOLS

Our website may provide access to third-party tools, applications, or services.

These may include payment-processing services, subscription-management tools, product reviews, and other customer features.

Certain tools may be provided by third parties over whom we have limited control.

Except as required by applicable law, we do not guarantee the availability, accuracy, or uninterrupted operation of third-party tools.

Your use of optional third-party services may be subject to their respective terms and policies.

We may introduce, modify, or discontinue optional tools and features as our business develops.

SECTION 8 – THIRD-PARTY LINKS

Our website may contain links to websites, services, or content operated by third parties.

We do not control or guarantee the accuracy, security, or reliability of third-party websites.

Accessing third-party websites is done at your discretion.

We encourage customers to review the privacy policies and terms of any third-party services they choose to use.

Questions or concerns regarding products or services supplied independently by third parties should generally be directed to those providers.

SECTION 9 – RELATIONSHIP WITH SHOPIFY

Old Geezer Soap is powered by Shopify, which enables us to provide the Services to you.

However, any sales and purchases you make in our Store are made directly with Old Geezer Soap LLC.

By using the Services, you acknowledge and agree that Shopify is not responsible for any aspect of any sales between you and Old Geezer Soap LLC, including any injury, damage, or loss resulting from purchased products and services.

You hereby expressly release Shopify and its affiliates from all claims, damages, and liabilities arising from or related to your purchases and transactions with Old Geezer Soap LLC, to the extent permitted by applicable law.

SECTION 10 – PRIVACY POLICY

Personal information collected through our website is handled according to our Privacy Policy.

Our Privacy Policy is available through the Policies section of our website.

Because our store is powered by Shopify, Shopify may collect and process certain information necessary to operate and improve the Services.

Information submitted through our website may be shared with Shopify and authorized service providers for purposes including payment processing, order fulfillment, subscriptions, customer communication, and website functionality.

Certain service providers may process information in jurisdictions outside your place of residence.

For additional information about how personal information is collected, processed, stored, and shared, please review our Privacy Policy and Shopify's applicable privacy disclosures.

SECTION 11 – FEEDBACK AND REVIEWS

We welcome customer feedback, reviews, suggestions, and other communications regarding our products and services.

By voluntarily submitting feedback, reviews, photographs, suggestions, or other content to our website, you grant Old Geezer Soap LLC a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, publish, display, and distribute that content for legitimate business purposes, including customer service, website improvement, and marketing.

You represent that you have the necessary rights to submit such content.

Feedback must not violate the intellectual property, privacy, or other rights of third parties.

You may not submit false, misleading, defamatory, unlawful, or otherwise inappropriate content.

We reserve the right to moderate or remove content that violates these Terms or applicable law.

We are not obligated to compensate individuals for unsolicited feedback unless otherwise expressly agreed.

Nothing in this section restricts customers from providing honest reviews or exercising rights protected under applicable consumer-review laws.

SECTION 12 – ERRORS, INACCURACIES, AND OMISSIONS

Occasionally, our website may contain typographical errors, inaccurate descriptions, pricing mistakes, or other unintended omissions.

These may involve product information, inventory availability, shipping charges, promotions, or delivery estimates.

We reserve the right to correct inaccurate information and update website content when necessary.

Where an error affects an order, we may contact the customer to explain the issue and discuss available options.

Any order modifications, cancellations, or refunds will be handled in accordance with applicable law.

SECTION 13 – PROHIBITED USES

You agree to use our website only for lawful purposes.

You may not use our Services to:

1. Violate applicable laws or regulations.

2. Infringe upon the intellectual property rights of Old Geezer Soap LLC or others.

3. Harass, threaten, abuse, or otherwise harm another person.

4. Submit false, deceptive, or misleading information.

5. Distribute viruses, malware, or other harmful computer code.

6. Engage in fraudulent purchases or payment activity.

7. Collect or misuse the personal information of others.

8. Send unauthorized spam or commercial solicitations.

9. Attempt to bypass website security or access restricted systems.

10. Interfere with the functionality, security, or operation of our website.

Unauthorized scraping, automated data extraction, or use of automated tools in violation of our security measures is prohibited.

We reserve the right to restrict access or terminate accounts involved in activities that violate these Terms, subject to applicable law.

SECTION 14 – AUTOMATED AGENTS

For purposes of these Terms, an "Agent" refers to software or services capable of taking autonomous or semi-autonomous actions on behalf of a person or organization.

Automated agents, including AI shopping assistants, may access or interact with our Services only in accordance with applicable laws, technical requirements, and any access restrictions established by Old Geezer Soap LLC or Shopify.

Agents must not conceal or misrepresent their automated nature when identification is required.

Agents must not circumvent security measures, access restrictions, CAPTCHAs, or other protective systems.

We reserve the right to restrict or prohibit automated access when necessary to protect our website, customers, or business operations.

Nothing in this section prohibits lawful access expressly authorized through Shopify-supported shopping integrations.

SECTION 15 – TERMINATION

We reserve the right to restrict, suspend, or terminate access to our Services when necessary, including in response to violations of these Terms, suspected fraud, or unlawful activity.

Termination of website access does not automatically eliminate outstanding payment obligations or other responsibilities arising from transactions already completed.

Certain provisions of these Terms, including intellectual property, limitation of liability, indemnification, and governing law, will continue to apply where appropriate following termination.

SECTION 16 – DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

Our website, its content, and related Services are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis, except as otherwise expressly stated or required by applicable law.

We make reasonable efforts to provide accurate information and quality handcrafted products.

However, we do not guarantee that our website will operate continuously or without interruption, technical errors, or service disruptions.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, OLD GEEZER SOAP LLC DISCLAIMS IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS, INCLUDING IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, EXCEPT WHERE SUCH DISCLAIMERS ARE PROHIBITED BY LAW.

SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW CERTAIN WARRANTY DISCLAIMERS.

NOTHING IN THESE TERMS EXCLUDES WARRANTIES OR CONSUMER RIGHTS THAT CANNOT LAWFULLY BE DISCLAIMED.

SECTION 17 – LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, OLD GEEZER SOAP LLC AND ITS OWNERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS, AND AFFILIATES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING FROM THE USE OF OUR WEBSITE OR SERVICES.

THIS MAY INCLUDE LOST PROFITS, LOST REVENUE, LOSS OF DATA, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, OR SIMILAR DAMAGES.

ANY LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY APPLY ONLY TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW.

NOTHING IN THESE TERMS LIMITS LIABILITY THAT CANNOT LAWFULLY BE LIMITED OR EXCLUDED, INCLUDING ANY APPLICABLE RIGHTS RELATING TO DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS, PERSONAL INJURY, FRAUD, OR OTHER PROTECTED CONSUMER CLAIMS.

SECTION 18 – INDEMNIFICATION

To the extent permitted by applicable law, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Old Geezer Soap LLC, Shopify, and their respective affiliates, officers, employees, contractors, and service providers against third-party claims, liabilities, damages, and reasonable expenses arising directly from:

1. Your material breach of these Terms of Service.

2. Your unlawful use of the Services.

3. Your infringement of another party's legal rights.

Any indemnification obligation will apply only to the extent legally enforceable.

Nothing in this section requires a consumer to waive rights or remedies that cannot lawfully be waived.

SECTION 19 – SEVERABILITY

If any provision of these Terms of Service is determined to be unlawful, invalid, or unenforceable, that provision shall be limited or severed to the extent necessary.

The remaining provisions will continue in effect to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law.

SECTION 20 – WAIVER AND ENTIRE AGREEMENT

Our failure to enforce any provision of these Terms does not constitute a waiver of that provision or our right to enforce it later.

These Terms of Service, together with our posted policies and applicable purchase terms, constitute the agreement governing your use of our website and Services.

They supersede prior agreements or communications relating to the same subject matter, except where otherwise required by law.

Nothing in these Terms excludes representations or rights that cannot lawfully be excluded.

SECTION 21 – ASSIGNMENT

You may not transfer or assign your rights or obligations under these Terms without our prior written consent, except where applicable law permits otherwise.

Old Geezer Soap LLC may assign or transfer its rights and obligations in connection with legitimate business operations, restructuring, or transfer of ownership, subject to applicable legal requirements.

SECTION 22 – GOVERNING LAW

These Terms of Service and any separate agreements whereby Old Geezer Soap LLC provides Services shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of South Carolina, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-law principles.

This provision does not override mandatory consumer-protection laws or other legal rights that may apply based on a customer's jurisdiction.

SECTION 23 – HEADINGS

The headings used in these Terms of Service are provided for convenience and readability.

They do not limit, modify, or otherwise affect the interpretation of these Terms.

SECTION 24 – CHANGES TO TERMS OF SERVICE

We may update these Terms of Service periodically to reflect changes in our business, products, website functionality, legal requirements, or operating practices.

The most current version will be available on our website.

Material changes will be communicated when required by applicable law.

Updated Terms will become effective on the date specified in the applicable notice or posting.

Changes will not retroactively eliminate rights or obligations arising from previously completed transactions where prohibited by law.

Continued use of our Services after updated Terms become effective may constitute acceptance of those changes, subject to applicable law.

SECTION 25 – CONTACT INFORMATION

If you have questions about these Terms of Service, your order, or our products, please contact us.

Old Geezer Soap LLC
24 Cardinal Dr
Trenton, SC 29847
United States

Email: hello@oldgeezersoap.com

Website: Old Geezer Soap

ADDITIONAL STORE POLICIES

The following policies are available through our website and provide additional information about specific purchases and services:

Return and Refund Policy
Shipping Policy
Privacy Policy
Purchase Options Cancellation Policy

These policies form part of the applicable terms governing purchases from Old Geezer Soap LLC, subject to applicable law.

Thank you for shopping with Old Geezer Soap.

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Just the way soap ought to be.